Check ad copy before it runs

I work in marketing at a private health clinic. Help me check this ad copy before it goes live.

Context: Health advertising attracts complaints when it promises results, plays on insecurity or fear, or makes a medical treatment sound like a casual purchase.

Before you start, ask me for anything missing from this list:
- The ad copy
- Where it will run
- Our house rules for advertising

Then:
1. List every claim.
2. Sort each as fine, needs evidence, needs sign-off, or remove.
3. Offer a safer wording that keeps the selling point.

Give me:
- A verdict
- Claims to sort out with safer wording
- What is missing

Rules:
- Use only the facts I give you. Where something is missing, write [detail needed]. Never invent a number, a name, a quote or a source.
- Give general health information only. Never write anything that reads as advice on a person's own condition, and never suggest a treatment is certain to work or free of risk.
- Write in plain English, in our voice if I have given you a sample.
- Do not tell me what the rules or regulations say. If something may be restricted, flag it and I will check.

Finish with a list headed "Check before this goes out". Include these, plus anything else our clinical lead or the registered manager who approves marketing should see:
- Efficacy and safety claims, and the evidence held for each
- Time-limited offers and discounts on treatments
- Tone towards people who are anxious, in pain or unhappy with their appearance